Sunday, April 17, 2005

Top12 Comments you won't hear at the Cardinal's Conclave...

It's time for the 265th Pope to be named for the Catholic Church. 115 Cardinals will be secluded inside the Vatican to elect a new pontiff. Although all deliberations are shrouded in secrecy, The Blog of Pratt has determined the Top 12 Comments that Won't be said by the Conclave of Cardinals...

12. "Yahtzee!"

11. "My Ipod has some great Gregorian chants."

10. "Who amongst us shall pick up 115 dinners from 'Applebee's Carside to Go'? "

9. "I think I saw Ty Pennington redoing the Papal apartments."

8. "Did Bo make it to the next round of American Idol?"

7. "Is the new Pope from Magna or New Worth?"

6. "Let's hurry this up- the season finale of 'Desperate Housewives' is coming up!"

5. "We have come to a decision. ....Tonight's movie will be 'Miss Congeniality 2'."

4. "Forget the black or white smoke business.This year we I.M. everybody."

3. "Make sure the doors are locked and sealed securely! Geraldo is outside!!!"

2. "Hey! How about Pope Regis?"

1. "Rock, Paper ,Scissors?"

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