Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Top 12 Things seen at Tony the Tiger's Funeral...

12. Count Chocula and Frankenberry announce they are summering in the Hamptons.

11. Toucan Sam confesses he's Asian bird flu positive.

10. Snap and Crackle have an intervention with Pop.

9. Quisp and Quake reunite after long estrangement.

8. Prozac handed out to Sonny the Cuckoo Bird.

7. Corn Flakes Rooster asks Kellogg execs for Tony's old office.

6. Cap'n Crunch offers burial at sea.

5. Honeycomb Hide-out announced to be site of funeral brunch.

4. Silly rabbit! Trix Rabbit's eulogy is for kids!

3. Barney Rubble disguises himself as mortician in elaborate scheme to get Fred's Fruity Pebbles.

2. Pallbearers include Keebler's elves.

1. Solemnity of burial ruined by shouts of "Dig 'em! Dig'em!"

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