Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Top 12 New Revelations of Deep Throat...

You asked for it...you got it. The Blog of Pratt has uncovered the Top 12 new secrets offered up by W.Mark Felt a.k.a. Deep Throat.

12. Soylent Green is People!

11. Woodward and Bernstein don't tip strippers well.

10. The chick from "The Crying Game" is a Dude!

9. Ren and Stimpy were right.The head of the Lincoln Memorial IS full of Caramel Corn.

8. One day in the far future talking apes will rule the Earth.

7. J. Edgar Hoover looked divine in chiffon.

6. Prof. Plum- in the Library- with a Candlestick.

5. Nixon used to ring Ted Kennedy's doorbell and run.

4. Rosebud is a sled.

3. I also know the secret blend of 11 herbs and spices for a bucket of KFC.

2. Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes relationship a sham.

1. For the last time I'm not Linda Lovelace!

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