Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Top 12 Reasons London got the 2012 Olympics...

Sorry Paris, New York, Madrid, and Moscow, London has been chosen as the site of the 2012 Summer Olympics.

The Blog of Pratt presents the Top 12 Reasons London got the nod...

12. Track and field events will be more fun if ran to "The Benny Hill Show Theme".

11. Hogwart School project put spell on judges.

10. Queen Elizabeth II wants to kick butt in equestrian events.

9. Security for the London Olympics? Bond. James Bond.

8. Spice Girls reunion would be perfect for Opening Ceremonies.

7. New York's chances ruined because Tana couldn't find the American Flag for her Apprentice task.

6. Soccer Hooligans make for great tv.

5. Their country gives a rat's ass about the Olympics.

4. Because Bob Geldof and Bono said so.

3.In Paris, spectators would smell worse than the atheletes.

2. Dr. Who uses the Tardis to warp time and fix results of voting.

1. Judges mistake French habit of saying "I surrender!" to mean they didn't want the games.

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