Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Top 12 Madonna Injuries...

Sad news from the entertainment world where its been reported that Madonna was thrown from a horse and suffered mutiple injuries on her 47th birthday.Get well soon Madge!

The Blog of Pratt has tried to determine the Top 12 Madonna injuries.

12. Hyper-Extended British Accent.

11. Fractured Diva.

10. Sprained Kaballah.

9. Broken Vogue.

8. Borderline Borderline.

7.Bruised Ego.

6. Acute Truth or Dare.

5. Weakened Into the Groove.

4. Tired Act.

3. Damaged Film Career.

2. Desperately Seeking Hip Replacement.

1. Lack of Virgin.

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